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In a move which will no doubt prove a rick vein of material for UK comedians, Egypt’s new Islamist-dominated parliament is apparently preparing to introduce a controversial law that would allow husbands to have sex with their deceased wives up to six hours after death
rlhttp://www.hindustantimes.com/world-news/Europe/Egypt-s-Farewell-Intercourse-law-allowing-sex-with-dead-wives-sparks-fury/Article1-846951.aspxrl
At present, I'm lost for words! Will women take this lying down?
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Sick s.
I tried to say "Sick bathtubs" or similar.
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Maybe they got the idea from Tom Petty's excellent "Mary Jane's Last Dance"
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I see from someone online that the 'farewell' part of this is not actually true – but the stuff about lowering the age of marriage to 14 is.
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But those Egyptians do have the finger on the pulse of the REAL issues that should be at the top of the agenda thoughPreacher Mustafa al-Adawi issued a fatwa prohibiting Muslim women from wearing high heels because they are a source of seduction for men.
“A woman can only wear high heels for her husband but she is not to do so outside her house,” he said
rlhttp://english.alarabiya.net/articles/2011/12/06/181146.htmlrl
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| Quote: Ferocious Aardvark "But those Egyptians do have the finger on the pulse of the REAL issues that should be at the top of the agenda thoughPreacher Mustafa al-Adawi issued a fatwa prohibiting Muslim women from wearing high heels because they are a source of seduction for men.
“A woman can only wear high heels for her husband but she is not to do so outside her house,” he said
rlhttp://english.alarabiya.net/articles/2011/12/06/181146.htmlrl
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They'll ruin the flooring if they wear them in the house.
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| Quote: Rock God X "They'll ruin the flooring if they wear them in the house.'"
Not if she's on her back in the bedroom they won't. |
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I remember thinking at the time that all the celebrating about the 'Arab Spring' was possibly a tad premature.
Still, we shall see.
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6 hours dead and my missus would still find a way of stopping me getting any. If they extend it to a couple of weeks I'm converting.
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sounds dead boring to me
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| Quote: Dally "Sick lovers.
I tried to say "Sick bathtubs" or similar.'"
'Sick barstools' works better.
Can't help thinking this could be a bit nasty if the wife is involved in a really gruesome car crash.
[sizeOr is a suicide bomber.[/size |
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I'm surprised that nobody has cracked the old dead wife joke.
" The sex is the same, but the ironing is piling up."
Ahh yes, the Arab Spring. Get rid of a dictator, and bring in the Muslim Brotherhood. Egypt will be a no-go country in 5 years.
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| Quote: Rock God X "They'll ruin the flooring if they wear them in the house.'"
Too bloody true, especially the kitchen floor - I always know when my two daughters are back in the house again after a night out on a Friday & Saturday because the next morning their stilleto's (anything between 4" and 6"icon_wink.gif will be at the back door - I've banned them from walking across the kitchen in them and told the dog he's doing the door for when they come in at stupid o'clock the next morning  |
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What about a law in Egypt to stop lasses from getting an education ?
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"You are working for Satan." [i:2886spie]Kirkstaller[/i:2886spie]
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| Quote: Live Wired "I'm surprised that nobody has cracked the old dead wife joke.
" The sex is the same, but the ironing is piling up."
Ahh yes, the Arab Spring. Get rid of a dictator, and bring in the Muslim Brotherhood. Egypt will be a no-go country in 5 years.'"
Must admit, I was wondering about this the other day, about whether or not I have time to visit the pyramids etc. |
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