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In a move which will no doubt prove a rick vein of material for UK comedians, Egypt’s new Islamist-dominated parliament is apparently preparing to introduce a controversial law that would allow husbands to have sex with their deceased wives up to six hours after death

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At present, I'm lost for words! Will women take this lying down?

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Sick s.

I tried to say "Sick bathtubs" or similar.

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Maybe they got the idea from Tom Petty's excellent "Mary Jane's Last Dance"

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I see from someone online that the 'farewell' part of this is not actually true – but the stuff about lowering the age of marriage to 14 is.

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But those Egyptians do have the finger on the pulse of the REAL issues that should be at the top of the agenda thoughPreacher Mustafa al-Adawi issued a fatwa prohibiting Muslim women from wearing high heels because they are a source of seduction for men.

“A woman can only wear high heels for her husband but she is not to do so outside her house,” he said
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Quote: Ferocious Aardvark "But those Egyptians do have the finger on the pulse of the REAL issues that should be at the top of the agenda thoughPreacher Mustafa al-Adawi issued a fatwa prohibiting Muslim women from wearing high heels because they are a source of seduction for men.

“A woman can only wear high heels for her husband but she is not to do so outside her house,” he said
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They'll ruin the flooring if they wear them in the house.

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Quote: Rock God X "They'll ruin the flooring if they wear them in the house.'"


Not if she's on her back in the bedroom they won't.

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I remember thinking at the time that all the celebrating about the 'Arab Spring' was possibly a tad premature.

Still, we shall see.

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6 hours dead and my missus would still find a way of stopping me getting any. If they extend it to a couple of weeks I'm converting.

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sounds dead boring to me

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Quote: Dally "Sick lovers.

I tried to say "Sick bathtubs" or similar.'"

'Sick barstools' works better.

Can't help thinking this could be a bit nasty if the wife is involved in a really gruesome car crash.



[sizeOr is a suicide bomber.[/size

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I'm surprised that nobody has cracked the old dead wife joke.
" The sex is the same, but the ironing is piling up."

Ahh yes, the Arab Spring. Get rid of a dictator, and bring in the Muslim Brotherhood. Egypt will be a no-go country in 5 years.

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Quote: Rock God X "They'll ruin the flooring if they wear them in the house.'"


Too bloody true, especially the kitchen floor - I always know when my two daughters are back in the house again after a night out on a Friday & Saturday because the next morning their stilleto's (anything between 4" and 6"icon_wink.gif will be at the back door - I've banned them from walking across the kitchen in them and told the dog he's doing the door for when they come in at stupid o'clock the next morning icon_lol.gif

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What about a law in Egypt to stop lasses from getting an education ?

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Quote: Live Wired "I'm surprised that nobody has cracked the old dead wife joke.
" The sex is the same, but the ironing is piling up."

Ahh yes, the Arab Spring. Get rid of a dictator, and bring in the Muslim Brotherhood. Egypt will be a no-go country in 5 years.'"


Must admit, I was wondering about this the other day, about whether or not I have time to visit the pyramids etc.

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