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| Quote: Ferocious Aardvark "One of the funniest men I've ever seen was Les Dawson.
I couldn't tell you what I think is his funniest joke, but here's a couple
"In awe, I watched the waxing moon ride across the zenith of the heavens like an amber'd chariot towards the ebony void of infinite space; wherein the tethered belts of Jupiter and Mars hang, for ever festooned in their orbital majesty. And as I looked at all this I thought... I must put a roof on this toilet."
"There was a commotion outside, so I ran out into the street, and there I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbour said 'Are you going to help?' I said 'No, six should be enough.' "
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Doddy is a legend. Still funny and can still sell out a venue.
My favourite is one from the great Tommy Cooper:
"I rang a builders merchants and said, 'I want a skip outside my house'. The man said, 'well I'm not stopping you.'"
Clean, fast and genuinely funny. In fact, you can pick 100 Tommy one-liners.
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| Quote: Diablo1967 "Doddy is a legend. Still funny and can still sell out a venue.
My favourite is one from the great Tommy CooperClean, fast and genuinely funny. In fact, you can pick 100 Tommy one-liners.'"
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| Quote: Standee "Doddy needs to pack it in, he hasn't been funny for 20 years, should have followed Russ Abbotts example'"
After reading your dour, whinging, sour posts for the last couple of years, I can see you have absolutely no sense of humour.
Happiness hurts for you, I'm guessing. |
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East is East,West is West,
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| Quote: Diablo1967 "After reading your dour, whinging, sour posts for the last couple of years, I can see you have absolutely no sense of humour.
Happiness hurts for you, I'm guessing. ![]()
He does give Victor Meldrew a run for his money.
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Can't quite see what was so terrible that he got banned for a while.
But what the heck.
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