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Saw Doddy A few weeks ago at Blackpool. He came on stage @ 7 and the staff kept showing him a big clock from 11pm onwards to get him to finish, which he did at just gone midnight. He had a couple of support acts with him but he still did over 3 hours himself, in his slippers icon_lol.gif

He forgot his punchlines once or twice but it made the act even funnier and he still has great singing voice. His routine with Dicky Mint still cracks me up even though its over 20 years since I saw it the first time. Bloke is a comedy legend.

Best joke of the night:

How do you get a fat girl into bed?

A: Piece of cake icon_biggrin.gif

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Doddy is a legend. Still funny and can still sell out a venue.

My favourite is one from the great Tommy Cooper:

"I rang a builders merchants and said, 'I want a skip outside my house'. The man said, 'well I'm not stopping you.'"

Clean, fast and genuinely funny. In fact, you can pick 100 Tommy one-liners.

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Quote: Diablo1967 "Doddy is a legend. Still funny and can still sell out a venue.

My favourite is one from the great Tommy CooperClean, fast and genuinely funny. In fact, you can pick 100 Tommy one-liners.'"


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Quote: Standee "Doddy needs to pack it in, he hasn't been funny for 20 years, should have followed Russ Abbotts example'"


After reading your dour, whinging, sour posts for the last couple of years, I can see you have absolutely no sense of humour.

Happiness hurts for you, I'm guessing. icon_lol.gif

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Quote: Diablo1967 "After reading your dour, whinging, sour posts for the last couple of years, I can see you have absolutely no sense of humour.

Happiness hurts for you, I'm guessing. He does give Victor Meldrew a run for his money.

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Can't quite see what was so terrible that he got banned for a while.
But what the heck.

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