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| 6 hours dead and my missus would still find a way of stopping me getting any. If they extend it to a couple of weeks I'm converting.
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9387.gif Challenge Cup
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Charity Shield
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| Quote: Hutchie "Only problem is it takes 7 hours to unwrap the bandages
Haha, mumification revival.
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'when my life is over, the thing which will have given me greatest pride is that I was first to plunge into the sea, swimming freely underwater without any connection to the terrestrial world'
Yves Le Prieur, the real inventor of the aqualung: |
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| Quote: Mintball "Must admit, I was wondering about this the other day, about whether or not I have time to visit the pyramids etc.'"
Go. We have seen most of the Egyptian sites and they are awesome, especially the Egyptian museum in Cairo and Karnac, well worth adding to your bucket list.
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1136_1263489772.jpg Freedom without Socialism is privilege and injustice.
Socialism without freedom is slavery and brutality.:d7dc4b20b2c2dd7b76ac6eac29d5604e_1136.jpg |
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| Reminds of the old English couple who retired to a little house in France, growing their own veg and buying wine and other comestibles in the local market.
The years went by in gentle decline and, one day, the old girl passed peacefully away.
The old boy decided to do her proud and booked the undertaker and the glass he drawn by four black horses with black plumes, to have her buried in the local churchyard beneath the swaying cypresses.
He had a black suit and black shoes ... but then realised he didn't have a top hat.
Now, his French had never been brilliant and here he made a mistake ... instead of Chapeau Anglais (Top Hat) he thought it was Capote Anglaise (English Cape ... slang for Condom).
He asked the neighbour where he could get one and got the answer "A la Pharmacie".
He thought it was strange but it was that kind of village, everyone had more than one job, the postman was also the policeman ... maybe the chemist was a hatter as well.
He went into the pharmacie and up to the counter, burnished by thousands of striped elbows.
Ding-a-ding !! and the chemist appeared ...
"Oui M'sieur?".
Out comes the schoolboy French "Je voudrais une capote Anglaise".
"Oui m'sieur ... seulement UNE capote anglaise?"
"Er ... oui"
"... et m'sieur ... quelle couleur?"
"Ah ... er ... noir s'il vous plait"
"Oui m'sieur ... et ... " with a knowing look here "pourquoi noir m'sieur?
"Parce ce que ma femme est mort"
"AAaaah ... bien m'sieur .... c'est vrais ... les Anglaises ... quelle finesse !!!"
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2051.jpg The older I get, the better I was
Advice is what we seek when we already know the answer - but wish we didn't
I'd rather have a full bottle in front of me than a full-frontal lobotomy
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kirkstaller wrote: "All DNA shows is that we have a common creator."
cod'ead wrote: "I have just snotted weissbier all over my keyboard & screen"
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"No amount of cajolery, and no attempts at ethical or social seduction, can eradicate from my heart a deep burning hatred for the Tory Party. So far as I am concerned they are lower than vermin." - Aneurin Bevan:2051.jpg |
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| Quote: El Barbudo "
"AAaaah ... bien m'sieur .... c'est vrais ... les Anglaises ... quelle finesse !!!"'"
Trust babelfish:
AAaaah well m' sior. c' English the which smoothness is true
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| Quote: cod'ead "Trust babelfish
Whereas yer actual Google translate widget:
"well sir .... this is true ... the English ... what subtlety!"
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759 |
336 |
423 |
46 |
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729 |
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394 |
44 |
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42 |
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556 |
561 |
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207 |
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427 |
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530 |
488 |
42 |
28 |
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York |
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682 |
479 |
203 |
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561 |
502 |
59 |
29 |
Featherstone |
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622 |
500 |
122 |
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Sheffield |
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626 |
526 |
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28 |
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498 |
619 |
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25 |
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650 |
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422 |
591 |
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22 |
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442 |
720 |
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27 |
474 |
670 |
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25 |
437 |
826 |
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18 |
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348 |
879 |
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