6 hours dead and my missus would still find a way of stopping me getting any. If they extend it to a couple of weeks I'm converting.

sounds dead boring to me

'Sick barstools' works better.

Can't help thinking this could be a bit nasty if the wife is involved in a really gruesome car crash.



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I'm surprised that nobody has cracked the old dead wife joke.
" The sex is the same, but the ironing is piling up."

Ahh yes, the Arab Spring. Get rid of a dictator, and bring in the Muslim Brotherhood. Egypt will be a no-go country in 5 years.

Too bloody true, especially the kitchen floor - I always know when my two daughters are back in the house again after a night out on a Friday & Saturday because the next morning their stilleto's (anything between 4" and 6") will be at the back door - I've banned them from walking across the kitchen in them and told the dog he's doing the door for when they come in at stupid o'clock the next morning

What about a law in Egypt to stop lasses from getting an education ?

Must admit, I was wondering about this the other day, about whether or not I have time to visit the pyramids etc.

Meanwhile mortuary attendants are complaining about 'sloppy seconds'!
I'll get me coat!

Only problem is it takes 7 hours to unwrap the bandages

Haha, mumification revival.

Go. We have seen most of the Egyptian sites and they are awesome, especially the Egyptian museum in Cairo and Karnac, well worth adding to your bucket list.