That's what I'm doing for Christmas pudding this year, well, Boxing day as the evil witch has the kids on Christmas day this year. Lots of french butter, generous helping of cinamon and nutmeg, and home-made cremé anglaise. Job's a good-un.

You'll probably get a meal deal for about £200k, its always a bit cheaper with a meal deal.

No meal deals if Heston's involved mate. The fries will be from an Andean tuber that has been sliced with the pubic hairs from a nun's fanny, then fried in Lady GaGa's nose grease and the shake will be from the breast milk of immaculately-impregnated virgins. You don't even want to know about the pickles.

this isn't Waitrose food poisoning, it's Hesten Blhumennuts food poisoning......

I did hear the Phew Girly Farmerstall had offered to flame grill it a few weeks back though?

I'm looking forward to the Countryside Alliance objecting to this "in vitro meat".
We'll be able to sniff disdainfully and say that they just don't understand laboratory ways.

I had wood pigeon cooked for me last evening, and thoroughly enoyable it was too. Discarded the fork and knife (waste of time) and had to use fingers to pick at it.