PUBLIC HEALTH WARNING

I will be back on Monday, but in addition to now being a bus pass holder I now have a small reactor pretty close to my neather regions, therefore I must absolve myself of any responsibilty for radiation burns, radiation sickness, loss of hair, teeth and any other reaction to those foolish enough to attempt to take my tags as I walk past them (running will only be an option in the first 2 minutes or so then reality will set in)


Nah actually no problem unless you are pre-pubesent (that's physically not mentally Ricky) in which case you cannot sit on my knee (there goes the santa's grotto job)

see you all them

JR

I shall wear my lead gauntlets, just in case!

Will be good to see you back John. See you there.

BTW we will probably be on the Graveyard pitch until further notice.

I am not looking forward to your return JR.

I owe you £50

Take a few more weeks to get back to full health.

Bob was a bit stiff this morning!

I was a bit stiff this morning

I was.......so I had a w@nk and then it went floppy again.

That's what we're talking about isn't it?