I drink my own urine. Always requires a two week consumption of nothing but water prior to it being sufficiently pure to drink.

the bottled lager they sell taste like warm pi55

I don't drink.



(alcohol that is)

god did you try the lager in the pre season match

Only ever had a drink in ground once, never again.

Gin & Tonic

A true gentleman.

I met a girl on a training session once who said that she 'didn't like water'. She very rarely drank and said that her wee was 'orange, like lucozade' as she was in a constant state of dehydration.

Opposite version of that story - there's an NFL player who is very competitive and likes to keep his teammates on the edge. Apparently in pre-season training he drinks water, literally, all the time and goes up to his teammates saying 'I'm hydrating. Are you hydrating? I'm hydrating. I'm helping us win. I'm hydrating'.

Don't know who is weirder.

You should have had half instead if a pint if you can't handle it.

8/10

What can i say, i can't carry a two pinter, pie and Programme all at the same time. Especially when people are standing in the yellow areas.

It doesn't taste good, just to clarify