All avenus have been explored,Alfreton? Might aswell play on the moon,at least Michael Knowles will feel at home,playing at his place off birth.

So you're complaining that the Owlerton pitch isn't big enough and then suggest somewhere smaller ?

To be fair, I can see you're trying to help but there's already been a lengthy thread on this some six months ago.

Sounds like the toilet facilities are good on the far side and that you can get butties

But I like to get home after the match.

You'd probably need to. You'd have to sell your house to pay for the new stand.