Englishman, Scotsman & Irishman running from the police..

They run into an disused warehouse and find three sacks on the floor,. They climb into the sacks to hide.

When the police get there, they see the sacks on the floor. An officer walks upto the first one, which has the Englishman in, and gives it a kick. 'Woof, woof' cries the Englishman. 'Just a dog in there' says the policeman.

He then walks over the the Scotsmans sack and gives it a kick. 'Meow, Meow', screeches the Scotsman. 'Just a cat in there' says the policeman.

He then moves on to the Irishmans sack and gives it a little kick. The irishman in a panic cries, 'Potatoes'.


Freshly stolen from the joke thread

Quality.


After loading the last of his belongings onto the removal van Peter Andre hears Jordon call from the shed "Oi! What about this fooking spade?", He replies "Hes not mine.... Now F off!!"

This forum is quiet. Hasn't been a post in 4 days!!

Now theres two in 1 day

Dont post on the Leeds United thread with that name young Floydy they dont seem to like it when i do so you dont stand a chance

Then again its pretty funny DO IT

Who the fcum are you?

Introduce yourself.

Top of the table and no one from Dewsbury seems to know this place is here. Weird