He played in many [ithriller[/is, he wasn't half [ibad[/i. He saw no grey areas; it was [iblack or white[/i for him but ATEOTD he could look at [ithe man in the mirror[/i and know he was [iinvincible[/i.

Do I win a prize?

Careful Teech, you dont [iwanna be starting something[/i there.

No. No you don't.

Not now, not ever.



Just... no.





In fact, can we all just take a moment to think about what my dear wife did just there. And then another one to think about what life was like before she did it, because from now on, time will be divided into two distinct segments: time before she did that pun-a-thon and the eternity that followed.
I hope she's proud., Because I'm not.

JohnD can beat it.

And I only do pun-a-thons because it's the only way I can guarantee my funnies don't end up as 'things what you thought up' on various blogs...