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| in fact Pazzer, same referree as Bury had v Culchuth. rememebr your comments then.
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| Not to mention Newtons prolific 2nd row/centre is out injured until next season haha
Saturdays predictions:
Sarge to finger Dipper again,
Dipper not to score again,
Dipper to cry to the ref and concede several pennies,
leagueorunion to out again,
But overall Newton will pull it out the bag =)
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| Mate you know i dont sh*t out! Unlike a certain Rowey
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| Quote: leagueorunion "Losing 6 & 9 cost newton, Ecclestons centre was a bit of a machine too.
Bring on Widnes on Saturday, just dont bring that ref!! ha ha
you will know if it is the guy if he turns up late, comes into your changing rooms talks about stuff like quick taps and kicking to touch for 30 seconds then goes onto talking about ungentlymanly conduct for half and hour and gives you about 50 different examples on it. brings a tamagotchi instead of a working watch, struggles to walk and spends half of the match with his back to the game.
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Ok boys here it is. THIS is the guy who has been saying we are all no good bums and he is going to smash us! This is the face to the name. His name is Mike Wharton and he will be prop on Saturday if he doesn’t chicken out. For a visual reference see this youtube freeze frame of his 'threatening face'. I use this term VERY lightly.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=su7jetXHucQ
Key Facts on Dipper AKA Sad Sack
1. He has week ribs. Attack them hard.
2. He has a below average pain threshold. I saw him actually cry 2 years ago when he slipped into a hedge in Edinburgh. FACT
3. He has a big mouth. Sometimes referred to as 'The Machine' don't be worried as this has just been shortened my teammates as 'The Penalty Machine' is a bit of a mouthful. Pinch him on the ground and watch the penalties come flooding out of his mouth.
4. He is a back trapped in a forwards body. This is evident by his attempted 'side steps' which are now slower than the cantilever swing bridge in Stockton Heath. FACT2
5. His nickname in school and still to this day (To the Newton lads he probably has hid this well but you should definitely use it) is SAD SACK. This is as Mike, right up to the age of 15, would insist on bringing his Sad Sack doll everywhere he went. Sad Sack was Mikes favourite Raggy Doll and the Raggy Dolls was Mikes favourite TV Show. The doll was like his security blanket and he was often found cuddling it in quiet corners. Sad Sack was the oldest doll in the reject bin and I guess Mike could really relate to this. FACT3
So take a good look at Sad Sack and make sure he knows he has been in a game!
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Ok boys here it is. THIS is the guy who has been saying we are all no good bums and he is going to smash us! This is the face to the name. His name is Mike Wharton and he will be prop on Saturday if he doesn’t chicken out. For a visual reference see this youtube freeze frame of his 'threatening face'. I use this term VERY lightly.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=su7jetXHucQ
Key Facts on Dipper AKA Sad Sack
1. He has week ribs. Attack them hard.
2. He has a below average pain threshold. I saw him actually cry 2 years ago when he slipped into a hedge in Edinburgh. FACT
3. He has a big mouth. Sometimes referred to as 'The Machine' don't be worried as this has just been shortened my teammates as 'The Penalty Machine' is a bit of a mouthful. Pinch him on the ground and watch the penalties come flooding out of his mouth.
4. He is a back trapped in a forwards body. This is evident by his attempted 'side steps' which are now slower than the cantilever swing bridge in Stockton Heath. FACT2
5. His nickname in school and still to this day (To the Newton lads he probably has hid this well but you should definitely use it) is SAD SACK. This is as Mike, right up to the age of 15, would insist on bringing his Sad Sack doll everywhere he went. Sad Sack was Mikes favourite Raggy Doll and the Raggy Dolls was Mikes favourite TV Show. The doll was like his security blanket and he was often found cuddling it in quiet corners. Sad Sack was the oldest doll in the reject bin and I guess Mike could really relate to this. FACT3
So take a good look at Sad Sack and make sure he knows he has been in a game!
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| Ive heard Mike the beard say personally that your front line is as intimidating as the tellytubbys and he is gonna smash you bunch of cowards into the middle of next year if your not hiding behind one another like little girls with pig tails like last time.
I shall offer a bounty of a 6 multi pack of seabrooks and a curly wurly to the last man standing between Wharton and Sergent.
GAME ON
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| Don't go denying the Sad Sack nickname I bet you still have that tatty little doll!
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