i see yer lakin frogs this aft yer shud put 50 past em ther nowt now. Have a gud uj owd cock. If only tha knew who i iam tha wuldnt believe it. i am like skarlet pimpenal. tara for now. byn the way whats all them other buggers chippin in for am only talkin to thee. they are a bit condesendin towads thee, tell em to bugger off. see the owd cock.

Morning Scabbs owd cock!

It's always a pleasure when I see one of your posts waiting to be read. Sets me up for the day!!

Alan, you seem obsessed, completely focussed on "who you are"??? Have you seen anyone about that obsession. It's completely disproportional. Nobody gives a toss who you are - yet you remain obsessed on that point?
This is symptomatic of neurosies owd lad. Perhaps I could hlp you with that??

Nip down to Post Office Rd this aft - I'll give you a consultation and as you give me so many laughs I'll not charge you!

So there you are you "other buggers"! Can you stop being condescending to Scabbs!! He's got feelings ya know!!

I will consider myself reprimanded and I retract everything I have posted so far. How dare I post on a free, open forum without pimpernels permission.

BTW RFF, Nice shirt and budgie smugglers today.


You blended in well, hardly noticable

Didn't want to draw attention to myself!

Thanks for lumping my name on the same thread as this daft 2@'s

He's ace int he

oh aye fevlad, he's a darling is Alan. He's like the scarlet pimpernel - apparently!

You've got to admit, his posts do illuminate a dull day!

wheres that got alan from, if thas guessing thas let me darn thought thad be able to work art who i am. the mate knows i was speakin to him at fev last neet. he sys he never a guessed who a wor, he promises he wont tell thee ths to guess on the own. if thas a psycholigist, mind the anybody can do owt these days. like me .

You're back


Hang on, I will go get RFF, will make his day

Cheers Sidnee

Scabbs owd cock, pondering who you are would be an absolute waste of my time - a few mins of my life I would never get back again!!! I'll just stick with you being the "scarlet pimple"!!!


Do ys know scabbs, I'm in Outwood at the mo, feeling grim. My Chron's disease is making my day very uncomfortable - but having you back on here has cheered me up no end!!

Anyway Scabbs - This obsession with who you are?? Why do you feel that people are interested. What makes you repeatedly post this stuff? How long have you been obsessed this way?? Genuine questions these scabbs!
You really do have the symptoms of an insecurity complex.

Be careful out there - don't let the bogey man get you!!


oooo ya don't half light up an afternoon petal!!