No! community nurse LD team! I think Wood Dene is my colleague's patch - not mine!

End of July my botty!!!

C'mon Alan, - have a look at those who are good at this stuff! You're not even a good amature! Starbug, Fevlad, Spener, Littlerich, Vikinman etc - now they are SL at this carry on.

You're making yourself the butt of jokes here with this stuff!! Show some originality at least!

If nowt else, you've set me off to Outwood with a smile on me face this morning!

1/10. Poor Alan, you have gone downhill lately in the trolling stakes.

Must try harder!!

I see what you mean RFF, he is past help

You see, I can engage and even enjoy the wit and creativity, let alone the speed and ability to contribute to the verbose exchanges from the likes of Steve (Starbug), Vikingman etc etc
Scabby's efforts are lamentable, and too simplistic to have any impact. Posted from what appears to be a dullard with the single purpose of affecting a response. No originality, little/no creativity and very little insight into the 'target' responses!

Because they are so 'dilute' in his content, I just find his whole efforts too simplistic but highly amusing, particularly given that Scabbs (Alan) is my age!!!!

BUT Sidnee, me owd cockle-doodle-doo, I wouldn't want him to stop posting. He really does brighten my day and if you catch Wildy's posts, it appears it has a very similar effect on him too!
Win Win!!

that still never answers owt, aint thagot brain.

thall be telling me next fev won cup in 1983 and they were leage champs in 1977.

wouldn't dream of it. I'm not one to play on the insecurities of others!!

oh aye, like I'm going to engage with you!!!

I want one of him, can you get em in any shops?

They would be a Christmas best seller, just like the dancing flowers.

I honestly think that is his best!!!!

i see yer lakin frogs this aft yer shud put 50 past em ther nowt now. Have a gud uj owd cock. If only tha knew who i iam tha wuldnt believe it. i am like skarlet pimpenal. tara for now. byn the way whats all them other buggers chippin in for am only talkin to thee. they are a bit condesendin towads thee, tell em to bugger off. see the owd cock.