i know he wasn't joking RFF, it's an age old excuse when you're caught wanting in a battle of wits, i could go on all day with him, finding his limitations was easy just needed a little longer to find his little pecadillo's and traits

i think he's one of those supporters that goes to the matches with a full replica kit on underneath his clothes, just in case they announce over the PA that a player is needed from the crowd ... he'd be ready , unlike everybody else, with his shorts freshly ironed with a crease, and his tie ups nearly stopping the circulation in the bottom part of his legs

and he's still a 2@

Any chance it can be put on here?


Don't want to be chucking him a handful of loose change by mistake

NO YOU ARE NOT !
Have you forgotten, there is no PROMOTION to SOOPER DOOPER LEAGUE
Every league game is a glorified friendly, nothing to play for. I think the likes of Fev, Fax, Leigh etc......do OK with the cards we have been dealt.

Budgie owd cocker - you need to have a look at scabbs posts these last twelve months and that will give you a grounding into
a) his gross inabilities to post wind ups
b) his lamentful prose
c) his indentify crisis
d) his compulsive neurosis
e) and here's the best one.....the sheer delight he creates by giving us all something to laugh at when he posts his woeful diction.

He's kept me cheerful this week has Alan!! it's his birthday tomorrow ya know Budgerigar!! He'll be sat waiting for the postman coming