Baby Eve got 107 cards, 48 were family and friends, the rest, Villagers. Polite place, Paull. Although I know what you mean about our humour, Dumette was strimming the hedge on her due date to try and induce labour, a neighbour walking past greeted her with "Morning, can't be long now, when you due?", She said "Today" to which he calmly replied, "Well, you'd better hurry up with that hedge then!", Lovely.

I totally agree, It goes when when they're cut in half. Isosceles triangles are bad in food, Scalene triangles are much better.

Hi guys. Just a heads-up about the next Gingerman Rock Revival Day (not Rocky Horror Night - that was the other month), tommorow (5th Nov) from 3pm-7pm at the Dram Shop. Brilliant DJ playing a great mix of old and new rock and metal, always a great day.

Just killed two flies.

Garry said they were his pets.

Heartless me.

Bad ass mofo like Mr. Miyagi.

Just bought some Thai finger chillies.

Those babies are[ihot[/i.

I could feel my fingers start to tingle just from holding them.

Tonight's curry is going to be a stonker.

Good having one of those telephones with the internet on.

Doing a pooing.

Lovely.

Classic episode

Would you like a waffle?

That's his funniest post, merely for the thoughts it invokes.

Haven't seen many firework displays advertised this year. How come the one at the marina has been cancelled?

Cos of the cost of it bonfire night not the same anymore wen I were a lass we would go collecting wood for four weeks before and start building our fire ok maybe taking peoples fences and gates was taking it a bit to far but them were the days ( only kidding bout taking the fences all legit stuff taken).

I've just made my Cheese & Onion Toasties, I'm sure I'll be up in a few minutes to make some more, morish these.

Until finding these bags in the drawer, I can't remember a time we ran out of bread so often.