Not a fan of private plates, very bourgeois.



Today is going to be a drag, it's quiet. I shouldn't moan as up until a couple of weeks ago things were crazy busy and I was tearing my (immaculately styled) hair out.

I know. I'll go for a fag and then have a little drive about, then pop to Majestic for some weekend supplies. Ms. Terrorists mates are up this weekend, those girls are bad ass.

I'm watching the plates to annoy Mr Baldhead, he said I can't have one, so I've told him I'm getting one anyway.
I often do things to annoy him, I had my hair cut shorter last month in the hope that he wouldn't like it, needless to say he loved it.

Why do people shop in gangs? It's a supermarket not the blooming Serengeti, 4 people crowded around the crunch corners, my head nearly exploded.

God I'm nowty today.

"Why do people shop in gangs? It's a supermarket not the blooming Serengeti, 4 people crowded around the crunch corners, my head nearly exploded. " Little Robin Redhead

Not just you, why do people have take their mother sister and best friend shopping, not to mention a couple of feral kids, leave the children at home with granny etc, then they can get on with the shopping, but then I suppose they will be the ones lingering in front of the special offers on their mobile phones debating what flavour to buy.

The ones that need to stand in shop doorways to have a chat with their friends about their various ailments and recent hospital visits really 'bother' me.

What does "nowty" mean?

Quote: Tundra Terrorist "What does "nowty" mean?'" It's one of Mr Baldheads words, he calls me it quite alot www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=nowty

Quote: Tundra Terrorist "What does "nowty" mean?'" It's one of Mr Baldheads words, he calls me it quite alot www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=nowty

The person responsible for our building has confiscated all the toasters on the grounds of health and safety.

Now, I don't use nor do I wish to use the toaster but this is utter idiocy.

I have a toaster at home, we had one in our family when I lived at home. Virtually everyone i know has a toaster.

Of all the people I know who have toasters and often use them to toast various bread products I am not aware of any of their homes having burned down in a toaster related incident.

I really cannot stand people who have no idea of how health and safety legislation actually works, it shouldn't prevent you doing any normal day to day activity. The woman is a fool.

Does anyone like Dr Seuss? Saw some slightly naughty t-shirts based on the books on my holidays. Thought of Peter, tbh
Ah, had to check it on my phone, work firewalls my ass on that site.

Quite like it. I used to work in the Heavy Woollen area, (Cleckheaton/Heckmondwike/Batley, etc.) the older generation more or less spoke their own language. WormInHand would not have approved.