You'll have a long wait petal, I'm too busy sitting on my settee, eating my desert, before visiting the loo, to pamper your ego x

Two out of three, angel! Not bad. Terrible all that fruit, for making one rush for the bog (I assume you meant dessert and aren't lacerating yourself chewing on sand). Don't want to ruin your sofa. Not what you'd call 'big' words though, surely?

You eat sand?

Not very original monkey-boy. That comment was almost an hour late.

monkey-boy? Very cutting