{To the tune of nick, nack, paddy whack}

Dirty Man, Monaghan,
He played with dogs for a bit of fun,
With a knick-knack, paddy whack,
Give a dog a c**k,
Monaghan the laughing stock!

{W**ky Warrington alternative}
Ohhhhhhhh doggy doggy,
Doggy doggy doggy doggy,
Monaghan.

I had a few beers with 3 lads from Warrington on Saturday, following their game v Huddersfield. They challenged me to inspire some originality amongst the travelling fans, as they are already sick (after 2 pre-season games) of the usual chants of "who let the dogs out", "woof, woof" etc. The Wigan fans even turned up with some squeeky dog toys.

I'm liking what we have so far, but we need to carry it off on the terraces on Sunday. Who's up for a chorus of "Puppy Love"?

Celery, celery,
If it won't come Joel will tickle it's bum with a lump of celery.

No?

Good one

At the friendly game v Wigan some of the Wigan fans took some squeaky dog toys.

There were also a few choruses of
"Score in a kennel, you only score in kennel" sung.

'we saw the rage in his eye as he looked for a blow job,
we saw that look on his face as he walked throug...h the door,
your dog stood there barking (woof woof woof woof),
he saw that look in his eye and he barked no more,
why why whyyyy, Joel Monoghan? Da la la la laaaaa
why why whyyyy, Joel Monoghan? Da la la la laaaaa,
long before your dog barked no more, you had your moment and then said alcohol no more!'





Its just a very very long song. Got sang in pubs at Cardiff by HKR fans

I like that

How much is that doggy in the window,
the one licking monaghans tail,
How much is that doggy in the window,
That dirty ba*tard should be in jail.

Which 2 birds are you killing?
That could be the worst chant ive never heard, 2nd to last line is shocking bad.

Come on fellas, the guy's suffered enough. Let's just let sleeping dogs lie eh?