Did they stitch it back on? Is it all floppy now?

I severed my forearm, almost chopped it off in fact.

A rough clean and a bit of superglue and I'm back to my best.

Ouch. Did you cry?
How did you manage to sever your forearm?

Better than normal, actually.

I was changing an element on a *loads of technical babble goes here, but I'll spare you that* as I walked around to the back I caught my arm on the back panel, sliced straight in, nice. Usually this sharp edge wouldn't be there, but as I explained within the technical babble, I'd removed a cover that protects people from the electrics and evidently, the sharp edges.

Be careful dum-dum, or you won't be able to do your Dirty Dancing lift with dumette for your wedding dance.

Oh no, then I won't be able to have the time of my life.

Nobody puts Dum-Dum in a corner