Terry Wogan really gets on my nerves.

Or u deer basher you I wud never eat one or kangaroo or duck or lamb they're all to cute

Duck in orange sauce is lovely, and minted lamb just as nice.Never tried Kangaroo but would give it a go, Roopy says they are vermin any-way.

So I assume you think pigs are not cute and eat pork ?

Piglets are cute I've never physically stroked them and fed but I have the others

How did you stroke a duck ? I would have thought it would run off ?

Ever stroked a Polar Bear?

Uve never met the ducks at welton pond we have our own posh and becks ducks with they're babies

No ave u

So your decision on whether an animal deserves to be slaughtered or not is based solely on your own subjective measure of how cute they are?

Same as the women in my office.

I was of course meaning slaughtered in the employed/unemployed sense. Yeah, that's it.
Poems? The last few I read didn't even rhyme, that's just sloppy.

There's a variety of clunge, some pretty, some not,
At the East Hull Fan's place of work,
The ones who are ugly, he thinks should be shot,
And he'd do so himself, with a smirk.

Ifankyou.

Poetry doesn't need to rhyme, you massive Philistine, it's all about the meter.

Iambic pentameter anyone?

Margin?