Groupon was doing a ticket offer yesterday.

And today www.groupon.co.uk/deals/kingston ... uck/619906

And today www.groupon.co.uk/deals/kingston ... uck/619906

Right as there is no news of dum-dums new arrival I'm going to have a little bet.

I'm willing to bet 3 red, (Royal Mail no less) rubber bands, 1 Penguin of the chocolate varity, 6 garden peas & half a bottle of slightly flat Fanta Lemon, that baby dumpling will be born before 16.05 tomorrow, weighing 8lb 2½oz.
Any takers?

I'll take that, I'll call you with a bag of chocolate broken biscuits that have been left in a hot van and manipulated into one large chocolate biscuit?

PS. Thanks to all that voted for my banner, you strange strange people.

I'll raise you a packet of vegetable suet, an Aldi's carrier bag, a large bulb of garlic, a tin of haricot beans and the cork from my Greek wine that dumpling will still be simmering gently on Sunday lunchtime.

I abstained.

I would've expected that a man of your Christian integrity to have withdrawn from the election given the seriousness of the corruption involved. Ah well.

I'll raise: a Heron carrier bag, half a packet of polo's (bit soft being in my coat pocket a couple of years), tin of oxtail soup, and half a bottle of dove hand wash..
Saturday 6th....Boy, 7lb 6oz....Jake dum dum.

Couldn't post on banner thread, locked.
Just got back in, well done. Looking forward to seeing it at the top.

The HUII HKR number plate is upto £1020 already, there's 9 days left to bid. Not very bright these bidders are they.

People are annoying me more than usual today.

I'm in, let me have a scrabble around.

Right, I've got a few Ice mints, about a third of a bottle of Chilean Cabernet Sauvignon, (which is probably best used for cooking as it's been open about a seven days and I've over looked it twice this week) a choice of sizes to the value of one lock and lock Tupperware style box and half a tub of loose leaf lady Grey tea.

Sunday, 13.13, boy, Jake 9lb 6oz.