Yes but they cheated because the sails went round really fast. I don't remember that minor bird saying much - not as much as the one in Penny's down Ella Street.

Travesty:

Raking someone's eyes,
Isn't the same as gouging,
Yours, the RFL.

I've just watched Mild Rover on BGT. Some good, fast, xylophoning there.

I don't know what Gator golf is but I'm glad to see you relentlessly besting your son.

Character building.

When I got called up to Hull Schools RL team my Dad's idea, as a sixteen stone bloke was to teach me how to tackle people by running over me like steam roller.

Character building.

That hedgehog is just taunting me by rustling in the bushes.

Why doesn't it come out so I can peck the ?

A fox would be a rubbish pet, is a rubbish pet, kept trying to kill me.

It was the fattest fox I've ever seen. They're all scrawny little things out here.

You live in the countryside. When I lived in the wilds I never saw foxes, I lived inner city for a while, saw loads, back in the wilds, see none.

Foxes aren't the nicest of creatures really, although I do like the way they annoy the upper classes. When I had a farm job I always enjoyed being able to annoy the local land owner by not allowing his hunt on our land.

There is a birds nest in my honeysuckle, being watching the bird carry wormy things on her beak, sits on the fence for ages before going into the honeysuckle, fascinating. The dogs have started to sit for hours on end looking up at the honeysuckle I tell them off and talk to them about leaving the birds alone, to no avail. Going to be a nightmare when the little ones come out to fly, last year they had one cornered, had to chase them with the brush, don't think they want to eat it but I fear they may put it in their mouths in all the excitement....I may write to Bill Odey for some tips on how to deal with all this

I saw a bambi the other morning it ran onto the road and quickly went into
The bushes was only a baby was really cute

Ginge please tell me you do realize that is only a name

I tried to rescue a baby blackbird last year, we had a dog at the time & he was going mental trying to play with it. After I'd put the dog in the house I tried to get the poor little thing nearer to the trees it had come from but without actually touching it & that's when the overhead attack from its parents started, I couldn't get near the thing. I was whizzing the peg bag around my head to keep them away.

Loads of deer around sutton driving range. Nearly hit one the other day. Do i geany points if i do hit one of them? We always said 1 point for an animal, 5points if its large. 10points for a home fan (away games) and 100points if you ever hit an FC fan and reverse.

I'd have shot it, they taste delicious.