I took legal advice and they said that the only argument the dealer will have is wear and tear though he would have to prove that, the lad has only done 62 miles, plus he never used the kick start only tried to when the moped cut out!!

I cannot believe he repaired it then undid the work, I am going to write to him and insist he carries out the repairs for free, failing that I will pursue a claim via my union.

Your fault, my dearest.

You know very well that when I asked for some nice new baps for my Birthday you brought home six freshly baked breadcakes from Cooplands for the party sandwiches.

Corian My Bum. And you're getting Jamaican Jerk sauce like we always have.

Not yet, few weeks away still.


I don't quite understand your analogy there Principle Wormy. Are you saying however good I think it will be, It will be better?

It was just a question I felt like throwing out there, I'm still none the wiser.

Just did a little sick in my mouth.

If you don't go on The Sin Bin then you'll have missed this pearler. www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topi ... ....&mid=0

If you don't go on The Sin Bin then you'll have missed this pearler. www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topi ... ....&mid=0

Quite good that.

Just had a bottle of Dr Pepper, not had it in a while (the aforementioned drink) it didn't resort in a wrestle with the father in-law like I was afraid it would, Still thirsty, though.

I read that as arm-wrestle, not sure why. Got me thinking about Superstars presented by David Vine, and Brian Jacks, whose excellence at bar dips and associated arm strength would have made him a non-ideal combatant in this respect. He had a controversial squat thrust technique also IIRC, using socks.

Rings a bell, didn't someone also do the squats with rollers on the toes of their trainers?

Can't decide what to do this Sunday. Obviously there's the rugby but I'm also a big tennis fan and the final is in 3D.

Decisions, decisions.

Don't think so, just Brian Jacks and his incredible socks of fire.

I had a can of Lilt on Sunday. It was rubbish, they've probably had to take all the harmful chemicals out of it that used to make it a quite tart yet refreshing drink. It was just fizzy sugar.

Just had a bag of pea pods, they were lovely and sweet

Okay, okay you can talk about dum-dum's coffee table!

Not really.

I'm away for a few days. If this reaches 1000 posts (can't recall that happening on this board for a long time ), I'm relying on y'all to make sure the new one is called 'chat thread 2: electric how do you do?'