I didn't suggest that? Was merely a way of avoiding you having to give me your fine bone china with bakers foil wrapped over the top.

Bi-polar or multiple personality?

I'll never get used to males in West Yorkshire referring to me as "love".

Lord above it's hot, had to sleep in the shower last night.

It would seem my family oh holiday in Turkey have fallen foul of a travel agent going under.
Thank god they were ATOL protected.

Happened to me the other year. Had to fork out for another holiday and wait nearly a year for my refund on the first one.

Thankfully its only the flights as they booked the holiday straight to the hotel as they know the owner.
The flights SHOULDN'T change as the CAA are covering them apparently.

Bi-polar, although your right in your assessment that these numbskulls have more than one personality.

Strange how just after I've sent emails to Burmese/Syrian/Darfurian/Egyptian murdering government officials I seem to suddenly get an awful lot of phishing emails.

Could there be a connection?

Just been out bird watching, saw some lovely shags.

Just had a dumette hot-pot, bit warm to be eating this kind of cuisine I think you'll all agree, however, it was nice and I ate it all. Was hoping for a deposit from Wormy but I think her magic medicine is a myth.

Just got soaked trying to catch the Guineas, they're blumming quick I can tell you.

Still no joy eh? Has the midwife performed a stretch & sweep yet? Makes your eyes water that does. How long will dumette be allowed to go over her due date?

Lord, they could use some friendlier terms, that conjures up images of expandable pit props and a yard brush.

Has baby dum dum arrived yet ?

I'm still looking for a Waitrose carrier you bloody snob.

I knew some-one like that, would not be seen dead even with an Iceland carrier, God knows what that's about....
Surely people do not consider people may like you better if you portray affluence in this day and age...madness.

He can have one of my Aldi ones and like it!