Most Rovers fans went into the game hoping for a respectable defeat with no injuries. We at least managed the respectable part. In spells Salford looked awesome with their powerful runners and interplay and it's easy to see why they are in the top four of S/L. I thought we kept our shape, but we're maybe a bit guilty of forcing play too early on in the second half that led to our downfall. No qualms about the game or result, and people moaning about Hicks just need to compare him to mickey mousekalis!

I know a man of your high principles wouldn't condone such mindless violence, surely?

Anyone dressed in a mascot's outfit is fair game for extreme violence.
Haven't you seen It's a Knockout?
It was probably Todd Carney in the suit. He needs to contribute to that club somehow.