Anyone else go? It was good actually.

O/T Baby Thread 2...

Still no baby, In Birmingham tomorrow, don't really like Birmingham. The accent cheers me up though.

Really brummi accents grind on me and will u be able to get home quick enough Tom in case

It's a good 2 and a half hours on a clear run, any accidents in either direction and it slows down to what has once taken me 5 hours. Going on the basis that an average first time labour is 14 hours, I [imight [/imake it.

They (the Brummi accents) are so slllooooowwww and dulllllll, kind of cheers me up. Especially when the person talking is having a joke, you can see from their face they're happy but their voice is like "Please shoot me".

It's like the opposite effect of this;

You sure your bread knife is actually up the duff and hasn't just got really fat from massive portions of church cake?

The thought crossed my mind. Unless she ate something live with the ability work it's way from the stomach to the womb and sustain it's own life then I'm quietly confident that there's a little baby in there, stranger things have happened though, I once found a £5 note and shoved it in my back pocket, when I went to spend it the shopkeeper gave me a funny look and said "very funny" and handed me back my £5 note. On one side it was a very good note, the reverse was plain white with the text "We have been waiting for you to pick this up all day", gutted.

Don't want to miss that then, I like a bit of the rought and tumble stuff.

It ain't ruff and tumble she will never forgive u the circulation will go in ur hands cos shel squeeze em that hard, then wen u get ur little bundle all is forgiven and then u can go and wet the babys head.