People are amazing!

I liken myself to Mumra. When I was born I looked at least 10, I never had any trouble buying fags & booze as a teenager, at school during playtimes some kids used to think I was a little old lady helper & they would hold my hand as I walked round the playground.

As for whats the point of it? Well there isn't one really, I just like it. I've had it for so long I forget it's there.

My friend has 2 in her tongue, she [idoes[/i speak with a lisp.

Keep it then. I have no piercings, not good with needles. It's weird, I'm not at all frightened but they just do something to me psychologically. The blood donation people told me not to bother because I kept always fainting.

When I told Ms. Terrorist she asked if they'd taken my card off me, as if I'm going to surreptitiously go sneaking off to give blood at a different venue. Gormclops.

When I go in the lavatory at work and there's someone in one of the poobicles, I like to do big fake trump noises and sometimes I throw paper towels over the top.

Popular me.

Hey, whatever lightens your day.

Accompanying Mr W. to K.C. tonight, tomorrow night off to watch the Mighty Rovers (MR W. not risking being contaminated by Red and White by going to Craven Park ) put Cas. in their place, Sunday going to RSPCA Motorbike Show at Clough Road, Sunday night, intimate dinner with Mr W.. Monday wave him off to work (a month or so at sea) so the TV remote control will be mine for a while!

Dilemma, who do I cheer for tonight? I really would prefer Wigan to win the Minor Trophy but I really can't bring myself to cheer FC to a win.

Wigan? Have you no shame? What's this motorbike show thing?

Oh wormy, How I love you so; Let me count the ways...

Thinking of a name change, how about Lee Briers' dinner suit.

As Melle Mel used to say; Don't Do It.

Five hours solid writing.

If you find grey gloop on your trousers tomorrow evening, I apologise, my brain fell out.

Ended up not really caring who won last night.

Motorbikes: The RSPCA Centre on Clough Road (Hull) have a charity day tomorrow, Sunday 11th.
Dozens of people put their bikes on show, several different classes to be judged. From the everyday ones to some really brilliant paint jobs, also vintage and very strange ones. It's on from 12pm until 3pm. £2 per adult to view. A donation of petfood to enter your bike. A few stalls selling food and stuff. And some dog agility shows.

It raises much needed funds for the animals. Then you can spend some time looking for a pet that needs re-housing.

So motorbikes, little fluffy kittens and dogs and a good cause.

Just been told there is a similar motorbike event at Zoological Pub, tomorrow, bit cheeky organising it when they know the RSPCA one is on. S'pose we can do both.