Not sure it brightened up now dark clouds are arriving again...My kebabs are well worth getting out, secret marinate.

I feel a bit stressed out about it all now..some of my bedding plants look dead I think they have drowned...not enough ice in the freezer so I have to whip to Asda..I am worried Jane is going to get her kenny's out again (she got them for her 40th and feels the need to keep showing every-one, she is 47 now!) I think that is the only reason my 16 yr old lad has decided to make an appearance, and now he has told me some of the lads are coming

Since when do you put ice on drowned bedding plants? Was this covered on a ground force episode that I've missed?

The weather has also had a disastrous effect on my concrete delivery, it's not coming today.

I've a shed needs building, any takers? I've just had a little look at the destruction manual and there's over 2000 screws...

Is this glass table thing something to do with a fetish...

If I did this on mine, it would break. It says tempered glass on it, has someone made it really angry when cutting it?

A friend has just posted on Facebook that they are going to look at a Bullshiht puppy, cross between a Bulldog and a Shih tzu, really, someone has done that?

Nice bum dum-dum. Pert. edit - for RW and just the sound of it. bum dum-dum... that's jazz. Does trigger the filter? Apparently it does

Enough with the glass coffee table stuff. The internet has it covered already - I assume.

Is anybody going anywhere nice on their holidays? We thought about Dubrovnik, but it gets a bit hectic with tens of thousands of people seeking a quiet getaway, apparently. Mrs M is talking about getting a villa in Turkey now. She found some nice ones but the nearby resort looked like a dusty Skegness.

Is anybody going anywhere nice on their holidays? We thought about Dubrovnik, but it gets a bit hectic with tens of thousands of people seeking a quiet getaway, apparently. Mrs M is talking about getting a villa in Turkey now. She found some nice ones but the nearby resort looked like a dusty Skegness.'"

I dislike Turkey, the country, the food and the animal.

We went to marmaris few years ago what a dump best place we went to was margarita beautiful island

Orlando. Chavtastic. Burning hot & humid, queues, junk food, theme parks, Harry Potter. Can't blooming wait.

I love holidaying in America. Last year we took 4 weeks off and took the kids on a road trip - New York, Niagara Falls, Toronto, then flew to Salt Lake City, Bryce Canyon, Zion National Park, Grand Canyon, Las Vegas and back from Los Angeles. Amazing times. Huge amount of saving up required and 2 years in the planning but a great family experience.

Just caught my neighbour cutting my grass, the benefits of community spirit and a pregnant dum-ette.

Depends where you are going to buy in Turkey...Places like Marmaris are commercial pants!!...however there are some beautiful places in Turkey, some fantastic historical sights, great beaches and awesome weather..It is fairly cheap if you eat/shop in the more local areas..
The Bodrum Pennisular is splendid, however the Ole Deniz area is breathlessly beautiful, you wake up in the morning smelling the pine from the mountains, and that is before you view the blue lagoon.
I will definitely invest in an apartment in the future.

Went to Asda for ice and this women put about 25 bags in her trolley...not sure what that was all about tbh.

Love the bullshiht puppy ....mind you my brother had a shih tzu it was mental it kept biting every-one, my brother tried everything the vet recommended, in the end after it bite his youngest in the groin it was decided it had to be put down...Strange unpredictable breed...Love bulldogs, however my next dog is going to be an English Bull terrier and I am going to call it Bullseye...love Oliver.

I meant rent, not buy. Maybe one day! Ole Deniz sounds good, I shall investigate.

I almost can't imagine life without the internet and search engines. Back in the olden days of the early 90s.

Invented a brilliant new game.

Whenever you see people in camouflage gear, deliberately walk into them, then say; "Sorry, I didn't see you."