This is such a dirty thread, so full of euphemisms.

S.

Some of the comedy, like BB's post above yours is caused by how unintentional it is.

Oh you dirty boys







I actually think this is one of the best threads on the boards, it took me a while to get some of the humour on here but it is very funny...chilled out thread (really would not work on our board!!), good stuff stopped raining as well, I starting to feel happier.

Yeah, by the looks of it you should be safe to get your kebabs out.

Don!t forget the factor fifty though.

Not sure it brightened up now dark clouds are arriving again...My kebabs are well worth getting out, secret marinate.



I feel a bit stressed out about it all now..some of my bedding plants look dead I think they have drowned...not enough ice in the freezer so I have to whip to Asda..I am worried Jane is going to get her kenny's out again (she got them for her 40th and feels the need to keep showing every-one, she is 47 now!) I think that is the only reason my 16 yr old lad has decided to make an appearance, and now he has told me some of the lads are coming

Since when do you put ice on drowned bedding plants? Was this covered on a ground force episode that I've missed?



The weather has also had a disastrous effect on my concrete delivery, it's not coming today.



I've a shed needs building, any takers? I've just had a little look at the destruction manual and there's over 2000 screws...



Is this glass table thing something to do with a fetish...



If I did this on mine, it would break. It says tempered glass on it, has someone made it really angry when cutting it?



A friend has just posted on Facebook that they are going to look at a Bullshiht puppy, cross between a Bulldog and a Shih tzu, really, someone has done that?

Nice =#FF0000bum dum-dum. Pert. =#FF0000edit - for RW and just the sound of it. bum dum-dum... that's jazz. Does trigger the filter? Apparently it does

Enough with the glass coffee table stuff. The internet has it covered already - I assume.



Is anybody going anywhere nice on their holidays? We thought about Dubrovnik, but it gets a bit hectic with tens of thousands of people seeking a quiet getaway, apparently. Mrs M is talking about getting a villa in Turkey now. She found some nice ones but the nearby resort looked like a dusty Skegness.

Quote Mild Rover="Mild Rover"Enough with the glass coffee table stuff. The internet has it covered already - I assume. '" stakeholders.ofcom.org.uk/binari ... nguage.pdf Quote Mild Rover="Mild Rover" Is anybody going anywhere nice on their holidays? We thought about Dubrovnik, but it gets a bit hectic with tens of thousands of people seeking a quiet getaway, apparently. Mrs M is talking about getting a villa in Turkey now. She found some nice ones but the nearby resort looked like a dusty Skegness.'" What is this, a hairdressers? Don't go to Dubrovnik, we're going in September. But if you do, just get a really flash hotel, they won't let the hordes in. Never really fancied Turkey, although someone put some lovely looking pictures on the Sin Bin the other day.

Quote Mild Rover="Mild Rover"Enough with the glass coffee table stuff. The internet has it covered already - I assume. '" stakeholders.ofcom.org.uk/binari ... nguage.pdf Quote Mild Rover="Mild Rover" Is anybody going anywhere nice on their holidays? We thought about Dubrovnik, but it gets a bit hectic with tens of thousands of people seeking a quiet getaway, apparently. Mrs M is talking about getting a villa in Turkey now. She found some nice ones but the nearby resort looked like a dusty Skegness.'" What is this, a hairdressers? Don't go to Dubrovnik, we're going in September. But if you do, just get a really flash hotel, they won't let the hordes in. Never really fancied Turkey, although someone put some lovely looking pictures on the Sin Bin the other day.

I dislike Turkey, the country, the food and the animal.