Never heard of it.

The Sting was on yesterday, quality that.

Customers are irritating, just go away and stop wanting stuff.

Loads to do, no motivation....Bored!

Has anyone got a gun?

Preferably some sort of automatic assault weapon.

I've been asked to contact someone about someone.

The people who've asked me to do this have given me the wrong number of the person and possibly the wrong name, they're not sure of the exact thing they want for the person and when I've rung them back they've given me a further three wrong numbers.

One didn't have enough digits to actually be a phone number, one was a fax and one was the main reception desk at the office where I work.

My kitchen went quite wrong with a leak yesterday. I pay British Gas about twenty sheets a month to come around in the event of such an emergency. The best they could was a six hour window, today. They have still not called.

My doctor has been constantly engaged since ten O'clock this morning.

My boss refuses to let me know where he is or to answer his phone, reply to my voice mails or read my emails.

I am not having a good day.

Is the gun to shoot yourself or others ?.....If it is for others you have problems, you cannot even reach these people on the phone let alone shoot them..
So your day just got worse you will have to shoot yourself, I doubt you will need a semi automatic for that, just the one bullet should do the job.

Is Battlefield Earth the one where Travolta is walking around looking like Lauaki?

I was just going to spray a few rounds off at anyone.

Well that is a different matter then....

The professional in me say's that is not such a good idea

Go for a run...oh forgot you have a dodgy foot (god it is a bad day for you), right plan B kick a cat (not keen on cats myself)

And the Newcastle Knights team have "Aqua Duck"for you to square up against. That's like a superhero bird. Your rather British bowtie thing better have some special powers. Aqua Duck's got a surfboard and a necklace with a magical shark's tooth.

Has anyone had their Wisdom teeth out? I'm having trouble with one of mine. My dentist has refered me to have it surgically removed, she's explained what will happen to me & it didn't sound too bad, but I reckon she was lying!

My sister had hers out one Christmas Eve.

Watching her trying to eat her lunch the next day was one of the funniest things I've ever seen.

Watching that "Mummy" programme, said to Ms. Terrorist; "Oh, this is that thing where they mummify a bloke".

She replied; "Is he dead?"

Thought as much.





Sounds like something my brother would say.

Good morning.

I'm feeling a little bit soppy this morning. It's my oldest sons 6th birthday & I'm just watching him read all his birthday cards to his little brother, it's just so nice. Where does the time go? <sigh>

Ahem. Anyways I have a fun packed day ahead starting with Sonic Screwdrivers & Lego & ending with Bowling & Pizza Hut.

Sayonara.

Nice. Have a lovely time.

Lovely, pictures?

Update on cinema-going, Contagion wasn't too bad, not your usual panic driven disater movie. More like a run down on what could happen if a virus really starts to spread, just keep away from banana-flavoured pork!

Battlefield Earth featured john Travolta as some sort of huge alien (B Baird, yes, passing resemblence to Lauaki) it has been on TV once or twice. Should you ever come across it stop watching after 20 minutes, any more and you want to rip your eyeballs out.

Sandra if you ever get hold of the requested gun, can I borrow it?