I'd tap that.

Rough. As. Toast.

Me, not that richard.

One of my favourite words that. Wang. Great word.

On a trip to Slovakia I once invented the sport of dwarf wanging, the technique is similar to hammer throwing. You grasp your dwarf by an arm and a leg, then spin around to gain momentum before releasing your dwarf with a final power thrust.

World record, 11.37 metres, held by a mushroom grower called Chalky.

Arctic roll with custard creams crumbled over it. The bomb.

Never taken to custard creams, of the older genre of biscuit I'd prefer Bourbons.

Are we allowed to call the ginger biscuits 'Ginger Nuts' or is it classed as being offensive to those with auburn/red/titian/dark blond hair?

Titian?

It's impossible to be offensive to gingers, they're a different species, they don't have emotions like what we does.

They're descended from Neanderthals.

Basically when Cro-Magnon man came along the Neanderthals were rubbish, so were driven out. However, they kept the odd one in the back of the cave as a feck buddy, so there genes got passed on. This is where your modern gingers come from.

Edit; Their genes, not there. Dim wit.

Good decorator.

Artist renowned for painting pictures of people with red hair and 'titian' is a word often used to describe red hair, a euphemism for dark ginger.

Sandra The T. Your theory does explain why Gingers are pale and freckly, they obviously weren't intended to be out and about with the rest of us in daylight

Still rough as toast.

Your sailing close to the wind Goose man.

I've hit a bit of a crossroads in my life & would apprieciate the wisdom, knowledge & advice of my fellow chatters.

Is 33 to old too have a tongue stud? If not, how old is too old? Can I get away with it for another 7 years?

Your girlfriend will love it.