how does he do all the other stuff then

I'm staying in all weekend, chuffed to bits, haven't had a weekend at home, just the two of us with nowt to do for months.

Ms. Terrorist has been a bridesmaid as a child, hilarious pictures, pink gowns with some sort of frilly leg warmer things.

Surely at your age with kids you're matron of honour?

Ms. Terrorist was then a sort of matron of honour for one of our (now ex) friends, she really didn't want to do it and was in denial until about three days before hand. This was also an Asian wedding at that big hotel on Piccadily Gardens in Manc. The room holds about a thousand people and the couple were led in by a little boy playing a drum followed by Ms. Terrorist and the best man. God it was funny, wish I had the video.

2 of the other bridesmaids are also married/seperated with kids & we are all around the same age, so I guess she's trying to be diplomatic. She also point blank refuses to have anything resembling a traditional Asian wedding, which I think is very mean as I would love to wear a sari. Some people are soooo selfish.

Whats happend to Roopy? Have we upset him? Come back Roooooopppy!

But if it was traditional, it would probably be dry and no Wedding is palatable sober. The one we went to was dry, well apart from all the Asian people swigging pints of Stella whilst I nursed my fizzy water. Good curry though, terrible ice cream, that stuff is awful.

My father was an English sailor during WW II.
He joined up when he was 14.
He told the story of how the captain of the first ship he was on was as camp as a row of tents, and the older sailors made him work in the engine room so they could hide him away from the captain.

That post was about stuff being talked about several pages back BTW (homosexuality in the navy) - i haven't been in here for 4 days or so - working nights till last night.

Well it's nice to have a hobby. Terrible fashion sense though, all that black cloak, hoodie stuff and nasty stabby daggers. Strange hours as well I believe, midnight at the sacrificial altar etc..

Have a nice weekend, just you and Mrs Terrorist.

its obviously had an effect on you the way you were talking about sinbad last week

people have been worried about you wondering were you've been

Cheers, you too, and we will, just about to make a curry, Montes Alpha Chardonnay cork popped.

Other board have end of season awards, should we?

I think we should.

Favourite poster - Smokey TA

Most unwelcome - Mrs Barista
Runner up - SmokeyTA

You're not voting, we'll do that later, suggest categories.

Riled me, play the game properly.