Quote: tash heed "David Mills yeah I agree,he is a waste of space but Liam would be a great prospect in any pack.If your basement team don't get any young forwards in soon you'll never get out the bottom 3 2 points here mate. 1 - Liam Watts would be a good prospect in a Championship pack, he proved that last year, he was just about good enough for Gateshead but would not of got in and of the following sides - Halifax, Widnes, Barrow and probably not Fev or Haven. He certainly would not be getting a bench spot at many of this years SL sides should he be in any other squad. That is why I picked you up on your fat old pack comment. 2 - I dont have a basement team, I do not even support Hull FC, I just happen to use my avatar to advertise balls, the one you see is available to you for a special price of £8.99. Many more bargains to be found here www.jmsports.co.uk I will stick a 3rd point in 3 - If you are going to knock one out at work dont do it in a toilet with a window over looking the street that may show a silhouette of you in action to the public below. Trust me it is very embarrassing.

Quote: tash heed "David Mills yeah I agree,he is a waste of space but Liam would be a great prospect in any pack.If your basement team don't get any young forwards in soon you'll never get out the bottom 3 2 points here mate. 1 - Liam Watts would be a good prospect in a Championship pack, he proved that last year, he was just about good enough for Gateshead but would not of got in and of the following sides - Halifax, Widnes, Barrow and probably not Fev or Haven. He certainly would not be getting a bench spot at many of this years SL sides should he be in any other squad. That is why I picked you up on your fat old pack comment. 2 - I dont have a basement team, I do not even support Hull FC, I just happen to use my avatar to advertise balls, the one you see is available to you for a special price of £8.99. Many more bargains to be found here www.jmsports.co.uk I will stick a 3rd point in 3 - If you are going to knock one out at work dont do it in a toilet with a window over looking the street that may show a silhouette of you in action to the public below. Trust me it is very embarrassing.

Is 'bathplug' an acceptable substitute for 'buttplug'?

Only if your name is Dale Winton...boom boom Sorry, that is terrible!!