Really right well il be having words with this young man 12 yrs old they are wait till little eve gets to 12 it's all worry

Had a couple of quid on an accumulator today, (think that's what it's called). I had Chelsea to beat Birmingham, bloody Southerners let me down. I bet I get all the rest right aswell.

I saw James Webster in Asda yesterday, GS will be impressed.

Is anyone into swinging?

I'm not, stranger danger and all that, what I want to know is the story about Pampas Grass true in that you get random people knocking on your door enquiring after a bit of slap and tickle?

Bet wharfedale's got some Pampas Grass.

My grandma used to have some in her garden she wasn't a swinger though, well at least I don't think she was.
I knew a guy in Spain, Max Diamond, he owned a swingers club & I had a sneaky suspicion that a couple we knew from Wolverhampton used to frequent the place.

You should get some & see what happens.

You wish! Oddly, the undertakers at the end of the road have a large Pampas grass in their garden. Necrophilia, heard it was dying out.
The only caller that has been round today has been a bouncy young chap wanting to sign us up to some expensive new double glazing.

Get out.

I've also noticed young urban gentlemen have taken to tying small cuddly toys to the tow loop on their rear bumpers, can anyone explain what that's all about?

They're usually the chaps in Corsa's/Saxo's/106's.

Talking of undertakers, one near my house has what I consider to be one of the most inappropriate signs I've ever seen.

They have a sign that reads "Funerals". Fair enough, nothing wrong with that, and there wouldn't be if it wasn't for the fact that it's in flashing neon.

Now maybe you [imight[/i get away with it in Las Vegas, but Pennine Yorkshire? No.

Don't know if they are still in business but there was an undertakers on Holderness Road in Hull called Boddy's.

Browns?

I always think of that old ditty "John Brown's body lies a mouldering in his grave" when I pass. They're "our" funeral directors. Is that really morbid? If Browns is at the end of your street you are definitely in West Hull, I'm afraid.

I couldn't believe "Boddys" funeral directors name as a kid, all the smirks at the name sort of detracted from the sombreness of it all.

no way is that for real gotta give it to them then great advertising maybe business is a bit dead at the mo

Yeah they are wharfy it's now re called boddy snatchers

My My Ginger your certainly very witty today you must be glad am up and about again .......