That was me wishing for Tuesday baby so I wouldn't have to travel to Cheadle...

Your getting like Mrs B.

It doesn't sound exciting at all. I have a friend from Cheadle, she lives in Newquay now, must go & visit her.
I'm on A/L now until Mon, so I'll probably miss you. Shame that, we don't get many über funky suave dudes passing, mainly tired old pensioners who can't remember where they have left their cars.

Fingers crossed for tomorrow & that you don't get a ginger one.

Well you need to be more specific dear boy, and someone's got to take La Café's role as she's gone missing again.

Going to Busch Gardens, Tampa today. Sheikra. Just waiting for the kids to get their Factor 50 on. Free wi-fi on hols. Lovely.

Everyone's changed their names. Go away for five minutes and there's a silver fox in charge at the KC and a moderator on here gone completely sci-fi nuts/egomanic. I'm going to promote myself to Lady Barista when I work out how to do it.

I was specific enough, I thought.

"Ooh look Aunty Em, A twisterrrrr(of words)"
I'm going to change mine again, maybe, if I think of another one.

Enjoy your holibobs, should be brilliant with the ankle biters, other than the flight. I trust you have them suitably weighed down with electronic gadgetry to keep them amused and that your hideously cheap plastic bag poncho will be getting an airing for log flume type thrills.

I just got this email;


Great, news about a Euromillions ticket... Oooh!

So I logged on;


I've won on the Euromillions, I pledge to not let it change me, though.

I'm rolling in it too, a load of Nigerian Princes are going to give me about $100m.

I just hope that Darth doesn't read my email and think I'm his son...

I was behind this really large woman in Tesco today... she was using the self service checkout, It said 'unexpected item in the bagging area'...

Salad.

Try the veal?

Right. When did normal common or garden (Well, common and they're in my garden) beetles start biting?

I've been bitten three times recently, twice in the garden and once last Saturday as I was doing some work on my lap top. I'd noticed this beetle on the stairs and thought "I'll wang that out of the window in a minute", forgot about it and then next thing I felt a sharp nip on my toe and the little devil had bitten me.

Don't notice insects/bugs, if we're in the garden we take the cats out with us and they eat them, same goes in the house, a fly is fun for all of 20 seconds at a push.

Why were you sat on the stairs with the laptop, sent to the naughty step? I've been in that predicament a few times, never allowed to take the laptop though, kinda cancels out the punishment.

No, the stairs go up out of the study, it's pretty open plan our house, you can go in a circle on the ground floor and basement, brilliant for chases but a nightmare when kids come as they just run round and round incessantly.

The jubilee birth centre is closing on Friday at 5pm, forever.