Stan.....I am sorry to inform you that nobody gives a tinker's cuss whether you do or don't like this years or any other years shirt.

Gutted.

This is how it feels to be bobness.....

Quite.

Imagine that same feeling, but pretend you spend a whole load of your spare time typing rabble for teens to read unaware that they all think you're a and turn the page.

I like the shirts, should anyone care.

I like shirts.

I do not like His Bobbness's hat.

It's neither a Trilby nor a Fedora, it's a middle beige of a hat. If you're going to wear a hat, wear a hat that makes a clear statement.

I myself sport a Harris tweed flat cap, everyone knows where they stand with me.

Not these shirts obviously, these shirts are hideous.

I also thought Edith was dead, along with Eve.

It's been quite the weekend for resurrections.

I thought you were more about the hair than the hat Sandra

If everybody followed my style guide the world would be a simpler place.

And more harmonious.

This will come as a shock.

You need not good, but great hair, you can get away with a hat that's just good.

As the off season progresses, we'll move on to shoes, cane's, possibly suit cuts and possibly that most essential of accessories, gloves.

My new aim, having failed in all others is to have the best turned out supporters.

What were your old aim(s)?

Judging by some of the body shapes I see in the east stand you have your work cut out Sandra

Gok Wan, even has the lisp.

What about Monocles?

Top hat and waistcoat is the way to go, no matter what the occasion.

Nothing on the bottom half though.

Just noticed in the shop today, the womens and childrens shirts do have a full band