A groin strain would be a physio - gingerspice, not a student nurse.

Besides I'm studying Children's nursing, you'd quality in mentality only, unfortunately the reception wouldn't see it that way and you'd be diverted to the mental health team.

I have my own bed in the mental health ward. You should pop in and see me

Obviously decided it wasn't that interesting after all.

You see, now I know you're mental. There are no beds - That's you imagination turning the padded cell into sometime more 'normal'.

There's a grown man in the next cell who has downloaded some piccies of a young girl from the internet and is now pretending to be her in cyber space.

You're now coming to terms with the fact you're in a cell, admitting there is a problem is the first step to solving it.

Good luck Jake, It's a long hike from here but it will be worth it in the end.

Cheers. Always nice to hear from a fellow sufferer

How did Fearne Cotton win a gold radio award? Fix, She's crap, sounds rough, looks like a pixie and none of her show is original, it was basically given to her by Jo Wiley.

Just now, there was a 5 second silence because she didn't press the button. 5 seconds! Sloppy, unworthy of a gold radio award.

if you're going to listen to Radio1, you forfeit your right to critique.

What time are Beryl & Betty on?

Just after "Crochet Corner".

Might tune in, My new DAB is class.

Ha, Just seen the Chat Thread on the Sin Bin. I'll give you all a run down;

Monday: "Morning all".

Tuesday: "Morning, nice and sunny today".

Wednesday: "Good Morning everyone".

Thursday: "Morning".

Friday: "Morning, raining today".

Nothing about butterscotch angel delight or Fearne Cotton? Losers!