Out of interest, what caused you to become a fan?

Maybe you should right in and complain.................................................Oh wait no fingers, can you hold a pen with a wing...............................Wait how the fu** do you type?

I've explained this before, I'll do it one last time (GML will tell me off for over use of goose talk, Avianist)

I have little attachments for my webbed feet, all very simple, I put on "The Best Of Parliament" and funkdancetype.

Why don't you just use your beak?

Pretty convincing theory on hullkrfans that the shirt posted earlier was based on a Tonga shirthttps://www.lovell-rugby.co.uk/Rugby-Shirts/International/Tonga-2010-or-11-Home-Rugby-Shirt-Redrl

Big Willie will feel right at home then if/when he gets here. Personally think this design could be a mini disaster, hoping it looks better then I think it will. I know we have to do things differently every season to sell shirts but this could be too much?

Carlotti shirts have been better fitting and better designs than Kooga generally, just hope they get this right, a more traditional design would have gone better (Hanson White was a good idea), if it's not gonna be next season it better be 2012.

I think it's a fake mate - ie somebody photoshopped the HKR badge onto the Tonga shirt. You might get your wish for a traditional design.

Didn't Mike Smith say that there would be more white in this year's strip following comments that the 2010 strip had too much red? Here's hoping for something traditional, loved the 2008 strip personally!

There you go, not too difficult to imagine is it?

FFS, I'm running an evil terrorist organisation from Secret Hill Top Lair, and you doubt my ability to type?

I feel young Master GraftonRed may be valuable for my World Domination Strike Force, what with his delicate photo graphical trickery skills.

Perhaps The Skein will be in touch...

Can you morph into other animals like Manimal?

I have absolutely no idea who this "Manimal" character that you allude to is (no doubt another one of your bourgeoisie fascinations) but whatever it is I can do it better. To the power of ten. Plus one. For good measure.

, though once he was shown becoming a snake."
Cheaters! Or Cheetahs.

I just enjoyed the description of the special effects (or lack thereof) so much I thought I'd share for those who can't be @rsed to click a link about a short-lived crapola tv series from the early 80s. Arch Nemesis? The extensive gormclops community on here to select from and you pick me? Unbelievable

Right, I'm off to morph into something. A Matt Cardle-loving, middle-aged accountant I think.