Love the part where he says they are giving their daughter and education because she is exposed to a different culture and way of life. I'm sure she saw a lot of true Spanish life and culture in some holiday resort hard pushed to meet any Spaniards in some of the holiday spots.

They know the rules just like everyone else. If you are going to do it at least make an effort and persuade a doctor to perhaps give out a sick note.

If she wants a different culture and way of life,she only has to move to Barton.
Its working for me.(I think.)

Off out for dinner tonight.

It's a couples thing, never been out with them before, not even met him. One of Ms. Terrorists mates.

Don't like that sort of thing, bound to say the wrong thing, don't like going out for dinner with people I don't know. With a bit of luck there'll be someone else I know in the restaurant and I'll go sit with them.

Bit tired as well, might fall asleep with my face in some soup, hope I don't drown.

T'other mates coming over tomorrow, with kids. Bet they get up about seven O'clock in the morning and want to watch Peppa Pig or summat.

I like George, he's always crying.



George. Off Peppa Pig.

What doesn't? You're angrier than me when I've been stung by a herd of wasps.



Clever that.



Bad parenting that, they'll grow up to be right thickos, wearing pyjamas all day and having the rise taken out of them on internet message boards by the products of Worm Efforts breeding.

Barton IS a museum.

I know, I am quite angry aren't I. I'm never rude to people & I'm rarely grumpy, I just have a little chuntter to myself & yous about stuff.

Being from East Hull, I'm pretty sure they'll grow up to be right thickos, although we did make it past olderness rerd one time so maybe there's hope for them yet.


Where is the Roopster today, will he be asleep?
Are you friends with dum-dum now? You were a bit tetchy yesterday.

Edit. Spelling.

I hope so, he's been up for about three days.



Was I? Of course, I'm always friends with our resident electrician, although I do find his skills at DIY rather jealousy inducing. Not that I'd want to do any DIY, got messing about to do haven't I.

I think you thought he was having a pop at Roopy on another thread.

I've got a bitey thing biting me whilst I'm asleep. It's the only time it could possibly be happening as it's on my arras, 4 huge bites on my huge white arras. Could it be a spider? Do spiders bite over here?

Yeah, but not so you'd be marked. Sounds more like bed bugs you filthy ginger.

Can't be bed bugs, Mr Baldhead has been home this week & he hasn't been bitten. You've made me itch now, or maybe thats the head lice.