Fantastic.



As the worm thing says, yes it did, in flame.

My favourites were the bloke who turned into a bee from eating too much royal jelly, a bloke who'd bet you his Aston Martin if you could light your lighter seven times on the bounce, if you failed he got to chop your little finger off. And the best one, a woman who murdered her husband by bashing his bonce in with a frozen leg of lamb.

Then she pretended to go out but put the lamb on, when the rozzers came round they suspected it was her but couldn't prove it without a murder weapon, the dénouement was when she said to the stupid rozzers; "Well it's a shame to let this lamb go to waste, would you like some?" and the greedy fat gets then ate the murder weapon.

Apologies to everyone in the police.

No.
I do quite like those tattoo programmes on DMAX though. I'd love to get one, but my kids won't let me.

Worm thing?

I eat a bit of pussy ,but certainly don't expect chips with it

I can't even work out what that third one is supposed to be, loving the Hendrix one.

It's just such a rich vein this.

The one on the back of the guy's neck is supposed to be a light switch. I'll put this as a link only as it's quite rude. How do people think of these?http://www.badtattoos.com/tattoos/tattoos_57046.htmlrl

Not to my taste but incredibly clever and well executed. Looks like a painting. Who's the artist?

I don't know?

I have a friend with a Hull Sharks tattoo, that looks cool.

Ah. I'll get one of those, then.

Does/Did he play for Barrow by any chance and was he a junior at the Sharks?

Have you seen the thread over on the 'other' side about the teachers' facebook comments?

Bickering amongst themselves, as usual, one poor soul going on about illiteracy. Pot, kettle, black!

No, I'll have a look. I saw the early bits of it.

I was actually thinking about that on the way into work this morning.

It's poor form of the teachers really, if you believe in what you do then surely teaching in a school in a deprived area (is it? I don't actually know that) you'd want the kids to have as good an education as possible to give them chances and options in life.

But then. I suppose taking the mick out of them is a bit easier than that.

It's those in north Hull that you gotta' feel sorry for - always left out.