A French baguette?

.... go on, before Sandra or Dumz stick their beaks in.

"I'm looking at the man in the mirror, I'm..." telling him that I beat him.

You win this time

A bloody Catalan umbrella

Very close French umbrrellas do look like baguettes

Did you pick it up? I'll have it.

Er slight problem someone was holding it cos it was raining I ain't going to prison for nobody in brough that's called feeving ya know

Well then frep the brolly (☂), you have potentially seen a Catalans away fan, they are so rare that one might say there's more chance seeing a unicorn with 9 legs and different coloured eyes (what's the word for that strange phenomenon (is it a phenomenon or not?)?).

More than likely it was just a fan of one of the Hull teams or possibly a wag/friend of a player who has kindly brought one back.

. . .if by chance two Catalan fans arrive at MS3CP then it will be a phenomena - purely on the basis two phenomenons equal a phenomena. Simples!

Mind you, it might also imply they are (1) lost (2) seeking assylum (3) phenomenon's

Seen someone with les cats brolly in town afew times, either french bloke or hes just brought it back with him. (or both)

Never seem it at CP mind so my guess hes just brought it back.

I met two Catalans fans once, I ended up joining the French Communist Party.

. . . did your flat feet fail you from the foreign legion?

That and being a big fat hopeless get.

a compedium of endearing qualities (including flat feet) lol!