Our kettles broken so we're using a hob kettle that's usually just decorative, managed to somehow cover my forearm in boiling water, hurts isn't the word.

On the plus side, funtime Friday, innit.

I don´t think I can recall the mojority of Worm Chicks play ground sayings.

Croatian keyboards are different, the keys are in a strange order, not qwerty. Takes ages to find the apostrophe.

Mostar was great, wasn´t allowed to jump off the bridge, good thing really, there´s a lot more skill to it than you´d think. Twenty five metres down into a maximum of five metres of water, with assorted rocks to avoid. And you have to wear Yorkshire TV pants, so not for me.
The city is beautiful but moving, still a lot of shell and shrapnel damage to the bulidings. I followed the Balkan conflict quite closely at the time and it still upsets and angers me that we sat back and allowed a genocide to take place at the other end of Europe.

God above Americans are loud, they are incapable of doing anything at less than eleven on the volume scale.

My achilles is on it´s way out I reckon, I can feel something literally sliding off my heel. Unpleasant.

Took ages this post, can´t find half the flipping keys.

Have you run it under the cold tap?

Ten minutes at least, and then wrap it in cling film.

Fags here have got great names, currently smoking (can´t find the quaotation marks) Walter Wolf, had a pack of Ron Hill earlie,r (srtange branch ut from his running equipment business?) going to have a go at packing in next week, bad mood warning, amber alert.

Ouch Clarke has it broke the skin and blistered like Sandra said get sum burneze cream from chemist and wrap it in cling film if it's broken the skin and blistered I don't know Wat you do then hope it goes ok or like u say u cud just get blathered and out ur head that u forget about it until......... U wake up tomorrow.

I once broke my nose and forgot how I'd done it. I was out for vengeance until the Ms. Terrorist of the time put me right.

What she broke it

It's my youngest son's birthday tomorrow, he'll be 4. I've just spent the last hour in a party bag production line. Mr Baldhead was no help whatsoever, he kept eating the sweets.

Don't like the sound of your burn CG, what does Mrs Gable think?

I'm ok now, dumette had some special burn dressings, hasn't even marked me.

Can I attend this party, I love buffets.

It seems this week is popular for birthdays.It was one of the lads birthdays in the bin last night (fri) so had a jug with him, and then another Birthday started after midnight so had another jug with him, still his birthday tonight so maybe have another birthday drink with him. It's mine during the week so i can celebrate this weekend, mid week and next weekend (i love mid-week birthdays ), also next Sat it's one of the other lads 50th. Oh, happy times.

Anyone else not really see the point in celebrating birthdays once you get past about 10? They're not really an achievement of anything, are they? Wedding anniversaries, yes. Leaving a workplace, yes. Passing exams or having a child, fine. Feels like you've not really done anything to deserve a celebration, a birthday.

I have never being a massive fan of my birthday, don't get me wrong I love the cards, presents and having a night out but my Hubby thinks birthdays are massive and it is your personal day etc..
Now it is my 25th wedding anniversary on the 27th Dec and we are going aborad with friends but because we wanted to spend xmas day with the family we decided to go for 10 days on the 28th, so for my actually anniversary day I am in Manchester airport! So in order to make it special I have suggested we stay in the Hilton, they presently have a deal, parking 3 course meal etc...Hubby's response 'well that travel lodge we stayed in last time was not bad'

I found out today looked at his e-mails he has booked it, (but I am still playing along like I do not know )

20 years employment at my company is marked with a dinner and presentation which is a worthwhile celebration in this day and age.

I once had four es in a day.