What's happened? Where's it gone? dum-dum...

Is there going to be a youth club there frankie

Where has what gone

No matter how much slap you put on I don't think you're getting in.

dum-dum's house, I think he's moved. Might have to tweet him...

Yep. Fallen over harder than Newton.

And he's taken his house with him?!

Is it one of those old fashioned painted gypsy wagons? With a loveable big horse to take him from village to village, selling his wares and enthralling the local children with his stories of faeries and wizards and princesses, then stealing an apple pie that a jolly farmer's wife has left to cool by an open window, before going off to cavort flame-haired lass with no knickers?

Yeah, I'm putting off doing housework. Accompanied mrs mild to the ballet yesterday. Enjoyed it more than I thought I would, for all that she wasn't massively impressed with the quality. Bit girly though. Loads of snow down here and despite us getting some of the last tickets, the theatre was half empty.

Been evicted, not sure why yet.

Goose boy uploading pics from xxxavian again?

How much snow up there? Will the friendly go ahead, do people think?

Pearson has said it will go ahead. It was a constant blizzard last night an this morning I had to move snow to open my car door.

I went out in the cold a couple of times overnight to knock snow off the sky dish.

Sent the wife out to clear our dish. Still couldnt reach even when stood on top of the kids slide. Had to sort it myself in the end. Her uses are dwindling daily.

Not me, TJFW posting pictures of farm hands in dungarees with particularly provocative blades of straw.

Dont be cheeky u ive now upgraded to oil of ulay serum and moisturiser for over 40's can tell the difference within two weeks apparently

I blame the angry one! dum dum get it sorted!

I found a place where Larvin talk is allowed, it's open.