Reminiscent of "Cliff" by Rik in The Young Ones.

I hope you're satisfied Thatcher.

She took my milk.

That's 3 of us up for post crepuscular elimination by firing squad now, Goose. Me, Barham and Gormclops Keith. I think you ought to add Stan to the list for comparing your literary fayre to Thatcher too.

I accept that forum standards need to be maintained, so any systematic forum member purging should begin in advance of your elevation to Moderator.

The fact that Ken sio has come out and said he wants to play full back tells us that the players are not impressed with Dixon at full back if kieran was making a decent fist of it our best winger wouldn't have to change positions, nobody was happier than me when KD was handed the no1 shirt last season i thought his skill and pace would crucify teams what i didn't account for is he can't catch or pass. He has scored some very good tries on the wing for us Salford at home he was horrible at full back got moved out to the wing and scored a great try, and his scoring record for London on the wing was prolific so I can see the reason in him being given a wing spot

AND every other child who was at school at the time I was lucky I was at school long before she became a MP so i got my milk

Cannot resist getting personal then. You do seem to overreact.

Calm down lads, I thought I was on our board for a min lol,

Didn't you like your poem, Keith?

Your ode
made Keith
explode

I'm not sure that that is how it should work at all to be honest. If I was in charge of picking players positions, I woudl stick to keeping people in their best positions wherever possible. Sio was amongst the top 3 wingers in the competition last year IMO, alongside Hall and McGillvary. Now, I realise Dixon struggled on occassion and I'm not at all convinced that he is the answer but we have had an entire off season to recruit a full back. I really would've liked to see us go out and do that.

Keith's not best pleased with an Italian Goose
Who posts in prose that's cheeky and loose
He gets all narky and foams at the chops
When Goose calls Keith a massive Gormclops
He should be chilling like me aboard a tractor
Dreaming one day he might be on X Factor (trendy over 60s soul bruvva section in my case)
Until some Avian grounds his dreams in the corn
Lines him up next to me and then shoots him at dawn.....

On a more serious rugby note, I read today that Thornley is 6 ft 4 ins. He should be able to protect Dixon from high balls kicked to the right wing inside our 30 reasonably well.

Im with the goose.
Any mention of xfactor is a crime. Any reference to that anti music exploitative purveyor of s#it should be punished.
Shooting is too quick. Those who mention it should be spread eagled Viking style, their faces pumped full of hot plastic in honour of their Cowell God, with a sound track of the yawping ex winners filtered through live electric cables into their ears.

BF. You're bang on mate. As I'm a lover not a fighter, if you shoot me, I'll just keep "Bleeding Love".

Boy, you can tell it's the off season!

I watched young Oakes last year and he was by far WTW best prospect (along with a kid called Will Dagger who is now at Warrington). The lad has strength beyond his years and great pace, I'd predict him getting a run out by the end of the year. In the near future I can see him been a real player and if Hull KR carry on his development he will be an England player for years to come. You have a good one there.... However it is a great loss to us!!!!