I am destined to have to interact with idiots for the rest of my working life.

It has always been so.

When I retire I am going to get a Donkey (rescued) and a Billy goat, and I am going to call them Donkey & Billy..I am undecided about getting a chicken, not sure if they bite tbh.

They don't bite, they don't have any teeth. They can be a bit pecky, you really need to get a minimum of three as they're social. Different breeds have slightly different characteristics.

Can't stand the little gits myself, annoying clucking little things and very stupid. Like smaller sheep, they're stupid to.

I'd quite like some cows, there's some beautiful calves around where I live at the moment. I'd have a few rare breed pigs as well, maybe Gloucester's or Saddlebacks. Good are pigs, clever. Make me own sausages then couldn't I. Yes I could.

I would hope that after spending time with us I hope it'll be the goat you name Donkey and the donkey will be called Billy.

I'd like to suggest Rimbaud for the chicken.

I've always thought Edwin was a good name for a chicken. I wanted to call the dog, (we no longer have) Colin or Barry but Mr Baldhead wouldn't let me.

How did it get on in the pit?

I never knew that about chickens...I really like stupid animals tbh.
Pigs are not clever they eat there own pooh!

Probably....For the record my eldest daughter would love you lot she has the same warped sense of humour

She bought an indoor rabbit home once and called it Pig, I kid you not...Flippin thing was mad it used to box people!

You work!!!!

Hes just winging it.

I'm not with you?

Oh aye, I'm actually quite good at it as well. Jack of all trades though, all bluff and bluster.



Have you ever seen the series of Hogarth paintings, "Marriage à-la-mode?" Unfortunately, I cast myself as "Silver Tongue."



I thought you were selling your dog to dog fighters, tasteless gag to be fair.

Not a lot of people are don't worry bout it

Just because we're friends now, there's no reason to get cocky!

Whoo ark at u