Dunno, chris chester put himself forward but we politely declined on the grounds he'd drop our best players and play the rest out of position

We don't have one, all our plays are decided by committee.

Can I apologise for last nights massive thread derailment.

Who is on this committee I'd like a meeting to discuss my omission from the starting 17

I'm going to give Sandow the Wally Lewis treatment and make a relentless effort to murder him (see internationals 1984-1986).
Given my track record we may have to play regular spells with 12 men.

I'm not eating this morning. I'm going to have Simms for breakfast when I get there...not before I've fed him his hair.

Isn't it about time for a stirring team talk stan

What a load of rubbish! 12 men march 90m against us and score, I'm absolutely fed up with this defense. Chester has to go, we need an experienced coach, bring in Kear.

I agree about chester and the rest of the coaches but Kear dont think so

Donaldson off - suspected broken arm. Looks like another season of misery on the injury front.

Looking forward to the more competitive games in the middle 8s

Always liked tom

Briscoe and lineham lol

Blame your mother. It was her idea to christen you Crispin.