Floodlights out of action for good when that gets plugged in.

Class

although the tv was free hudgell had to secure a one million pound loan to buy the remote control

what about the TV Licence then boy's

Will it only show Neighbours and Home and Away with classic repeats of Sons and Daughters?

I hope it's robust enough to withstand a ball being kicked at it.

No chance... It's a Philips, one little impact and it'll be switching itself on and off like crazy!!!

will it be used like a big screen for every home match that would be great not just a score board will the ref at every game be able to use it

Stick it right behind the south posts...that way you might be able to see the game from the Zeebrugge stand!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Are you lost? This internet thingy is confusing at times isn't it? Bless.

Good joke though, original, loads of exclamation marks. No.

Not sure it's too much of a joke though is it? You cannot properly see the game from there which is an absolute disgrace in this day and age. The sooner you put this handout to some good use rather than wasting money trying to sign big name players the better.