Told by whom? What exactly does "less than 50% chance" mean in the context of signing a contract? He either will or won't. Frankly, I'm beyond caring now.

Hull fc bound.

shame if true, might be the only thing that cheers our neighbours up tonight though.

staying at rovers

Going to Rugby Union.

Going to Morrisons.

Trying his hand at Lacrosse.

he is following in bob everitts footsteps and retiring and becoming a mormon his family (who are all massive hull fc fans)told me

Want's his own planet to rule? Can't blame the lad.

Is that what happens when you join a mental sect?

I'd be ace at ruling a planet, can I have Saturn please?

Only if you tend to Jesus' fore skin!

Uranus would be better suited, you bumder.

Bumder's don't get their own planet.

They go to hell.

Too many bumders, not enough planets. Culling them is the only fair way to treat them equally.

Not a great choice. Saturn is primarily coposed of hydrogen, helium, methane, and ammonia. Hydrogen is far too reactive for life to survive within it, as the hydrogen would tend to bond much more easily to fragile DNA molecules, tearing them apart. Not to mention it has a mean temparature of around -200 degrees Celcius and wind speeds of up to 1,100 mph, which make Craven Park sound positively balmy.