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It's that time of year when my favourite award is announced.
The Literary Review's "Bad Sex In Fiction Award".
This year won by Nancy Huston.
www.independent.co.uk/voices/com ... 81962.html
Some corkers in there, my favourite has to be this.
The Quiddity of Will Self, by Sam Mills: “ … oh, yes, oh, yes, oh, Will, oh, yes, oh, semen-bedizened blood-pusillanimous bed onanistic quiddity fulcrating pelvic thrusts smoke thick typewriter’s click-clack-click Will Our Cock is Spent screaming loving Will is pleased Will is Saved I have done it I have done I am the Chosen One I am his Chosen One oh Will for ever I am yours for ever I am yours for ever I am.”
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It's that time of year when my favourite award is announced.
The Literary Review's "Bad Sex In Fiction Award".
This year won by Nancy Huston.
www.independent.co.uk/voices/com ... 81962.html
Some corkers in there, my favourite has to be this.
The Quiddity of Will Self, by Sam Mills: “ … oh, yes, oh, yes, oh, Will, oh, yes, oh, semen-bedizened blood-pusillanimous bed onanistic quiddity fulcrating pelvic thrusts smoke thick typewriter’s click-clack-click Will Our Cock is Spent screaming loving Will is pleased Will is Saved I have done it I have done I am the Chosen One I am his Chosen One oh Will for ever I am yours for ever I am yours for ever I am.”
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How the hey did the bus driver manage not to see a hole that big.
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| just going to watch my daughters nativity play all her class are aliens whats all that about what happened to mary and joseph and kids badly dressed as animals  |
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Well god was an alien and Jesus was a Human Alien hybrid. I thought everyone knew this?
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| Quote: LifeLongHKRFan "Well god was an alien and Jesus was a Human Alien hybrid. I thought everyone knew this?'"
I thought Justin MOrgan was god.
I am confused |
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| Quote: hull smallears "I am confused'"
And yet you hide it so well... |
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well i watched the play and still didnt see the point of the aliens who were just watching the birth of jesus plus mary was played by a boy and joseph by a girl dont get that either
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| My friends little girl was an alien too.
My eldest sons play was today, he was Father Christmas.  |
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Without wishing to offend anyone with religious beliefs,one has to wonder how the conversation went when Mary found out she was pregnant.
Mary "Joseph,I am with child."
Joseph. "What!,how did that happen when I havn`t been near you?? Who is the father?"
Mary. "God."
Joseph."Ah,well thats alright then.Whats for tea?."
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| Quote: barton baird "Without wishing to offend anyone with religious beliefs,one has to wonder how the conversation went when Mary found out she was pregnant.
Mary "Joseph,I am with child."
Joseph. "What!,how did that happen when I havn`t been near you?? Who is the father?"
Mary. "God."
Joseph."That <Insert Expletive>!! When I see him i'll kill him. Just because people worship him, he thinks he can sleep with anyone. You are a slag! Now, whats for tea?"'"
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My ruddy stockings keep falling down, it's driving me mad. Need one of thse proper hanger things rather than cellotape.
Are we all ready?
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| Quote: Little Robin Redhead "My ruddy stockings keep falling down, it's driving me mad. Need one of thse proper hanger things rather than cellotape.
Are we all ready?'"
wouldnt a suspender belt work better than sellotape |
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Just spent ten minutes playing a massive hunting horn outside the local evagelical church. They love that, they think it's the trumpets of the revelation.
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So, we've all survived the Apocalypse. Just Christmas to get through then.
Anyone got any exciting plans?
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