Hey up duck, you coming? You should get a lift with Sandra.

Hello mate.

We like visitors here, Good to see you here as early as Tuesday for a Sunday game, why don't you start off with a guess at Castleford's likely lineup?

Honestly don't know. Line up picks itself if Orr is fit, then I expect the same team as widnes, bar someone, maybe milner or clark going stand off for McGoldrick (with maybe Jacko making his first start of the season). If Orr is missing then maybe Brad Davis could return and help us in the halves? Hows Blake Green been since his return? I imagine his presence will take a bit of burden off Dobson.

I'd say he's way off what we'd expect from him. Some glimpses of his magic though and he seems to be match fit.

Depending on how our amateur 'learn how to tackle' course went last week, this game will be a 'you score, we score' affair with a nail-biting climax.

What's up with Orr?

Hadn't seen he might miss out, big blow if he does.

How about bringing Tony Marchant back and juggling the centres?

Green's gone well, not quite hitting the heights of last year but last time out (admittedly against a woeful London) it seemd like a revalation to have two half backs on the pitch.

You're so fake, you wouldn't know a real climax, even if it did hit you in the face.

Picked up a knock to his lower back in the televised game v Widnes last week. Bit of WD40 on it, he'll play.

Brilliant catch by Cross (i think) mind you. Steamrolled over him and still got to it.

Curb it just a little please.

Yes, can we all curb the climaxing please?

You see. This sort of phrase from a mod would be funny while also putting authority across. Make this man a Mod!

I thank you. Once I am Mod, you'll be promoted into 'Barnabus' Hareem of Loyal Supporters' or BHLS.

'Paul T - HKR' and Sandra are already earmarked for places too.